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Will Steve Ballmer Stay At Microsoft As CEO Through The End Of The Year?

Stock	Prob.	Last	Day's Change		Vol
Steve Ballmer will remain as CEO	99.48%	99.48	-0.39	(-0.39%)	1.5B	Buy Sell
Sectors: business technology
Steve Ballmer will be asked to leave	0.32%	0.32	0.24	(301.27%)	0	Buy Sell
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Steve Ballmer Leaving Too Soon To Tell	0.20%	0.20	0.15	(300.00%)	0	Buy Sell
Sectors: business technology